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Run #1428 TOGA!! TOGA!! TOGA!!

 

Welcome to our annual Toga Run!! Do your best TOGA (you know tear a sheet off your bed - white is optional) for the annual Ides Of March Hash. Best to fasten it up nice and high as we will be doing a fair bit of urban hill climbing on this gorgeous A-A run, 77% of which is in parks. Serene down-down circle spot included. Feast on gourmet multi-colored dumplings at the post-run bacchanalia in a bash gluttonous enough to make the Romans jealous.

 

  • Date: 
    March 14, 2010

  • Hares:
    Dry Hole 

  • Meet at:
    Hongmao Dumpling House 250m east of Line 10 Jiandemen Ditie Exit C

  • Type: 
    A-A

  • Time:
    1:30PM, Off at 2:00PM

  • What to bring: 
    Toga!

  • Why Toga?
    We commemorate the assassination of Julius Caesar, on march 15 of the year 44 BC.

  • What is a toga? How to make a toga?
    Read a complete article
    Watch a video tutorial

  • What to expect: 
    Murder and Intrigue, and a bunch of people running in funny bed sheets!

  • Map to run start: 
    Permalink at mobilenative

 

"Please note we are running with “winter hours” and we hold the circle outside so bring warm clothes for after the run and remember that a frozen sexual appendage is not a good reason to move the circle inside!!! Frozen beer is the only decent excuse!!!"

 

 

Hash Trash Run 1427

 

 

Well hashers can I say one thing? Does everyone know what "RSVP" means?  If not look it up just in case we have to take drastic measures next time…
The Hares have been desperate to take the group outside the city and begged to go to Huanghuacheng to hash on the wall.
No problem we thought set up an RSVP so we get the correct size bus and can price the trip to break-even.  Everything seemed to be going fine as I sat in Paddy's collecting RMB from all the hashers when to my surprise I hop ion the bus and we have 8 extra people standing in the aisle looking for a seat.  
A quick mis-management meeting under the cone of silence and we decided it was best not to disappoint our hashers (many of whom were in town visiting) as we were headed to one of the most picturesque sections of the wall so we commandeered another vehicle and through bodies inside and were off for a short 2 plus hour drive to the country side. Limp Tart had volunteered to ride in the cab and when no one else said they would too he began to cry.  We promised him a few beers for the ride and that we would get a few more riders – we had to select virgins so that they too could enjoy LT's singing.

Read more: Hash Trash Run 1427

 

Run #1427: The Beijing H3 goes countryside!

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Have you ever seen the great wall in a non-touristic part? Are you missing the fresh air of the country? Do you want nature? Feel like doing something surrounded by trees and shrubs and flowers, like vikings, with horns on our head?? 
Well you cannot miss this weekend's run!! Spiking Viking himself is setting up and amazing run OUTSIDE OF THE CITY with an extraordinary team of hares! Tonz of surprises are waiting for all those lucky Hashers that join us in this great Road Trip, cause yes is a ROAD TRIP so you need to RSVP!!

  • Date:
    March 7, 2010

  • Hares:
    Spiking Viking, Aoda Li and Wasabi Geisha

  • Cost:
    100 RMB (includes Bus to runsite, all fresh beer you can drink and Food!) 

  • Meet at:
    Paddy O'Shea's – We will take a bus to the hash site at Huanghua Cheng

  • Type:
    A-B (Bag car available)

  • Time:
    11:00AM, Rented Bus Departs PROMPTLY at 11:45AM 

  • What to bring:
    WARM CLOTHES as it might be cold in the mountains

  • What to expect:
    Besides a lot of nature, an old and picturesque section of the Great Wall – not refurbished like Badaling

  • Important:
    Please RSVP ASAP to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or 13910626390 so we can see what size bus we need

  • Map to run start:
    Permalink at mobilenative

"Please note we are running with “winter hours” and we hold the circle outside so bring warm clothes for after the run and remember that a frozen sexual appendage is not a good reason to move the circle inside!!! Frozen beer is the only decent excuse!!!"

   

Run #1426: Exploring the Outlands of Beijing

Join us again in another city-outdoor adventure, when we will be exploring the far sides of Beijing with your hares "Snot" and "Dazed & Confused"!!

As always we will offer you nice hazardous and Shiggy trails, amazing views and of course great cold beer in our very hilarious circle!!

This run will be dedicated to the the foundation of the Banjul H3 in Gambia in 1980, just 471 years after the death of the very infamous Spanish cartographer, conquistador and explorer JUAN DE LA COSA, who made the earliest extant European world map to incorporate the territories of the Americas and drunk a lots of beer.

  • Date: 
    February 28, 2010

  • Hares:
    Snot and Dazed & Confused

  • Meet at:
    West WangJing near the intersection of Fu An Xi Lu and Hong Tai Xi Lu.
    One block west to the river.  Jing Sun Road at Da Shan Zi turn left (two more right turns).
    Bus from 3rd Ring Bridge 915, 980, 918 transfer at Da Shan Zi stop to 538 and lastly to 536 (IT IS SNOT AFTER ALL!!!!!)
    Or we can meet at
    1pm in Paddy's and share a cab. D&C (hare) will be there. 

  • Map to run start:
  • Permalink at mobilenative

  • Type: 
    A-B (Bag car available)

  • Time:
    1:30PM, Run Starts 2:00PM

"Please note we are running with “winter hours” so runs will begin at 2 pm and we hold the circle outside so bring warm clothes for after the run and remember that a frozen sexual appendage is not a good reason to move the circle inside!!! Frozen beer is the only decent excuse!!!"

   

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Weekly Song

In an effort to drive our neighbors, restaurants and hashers crazy with our voices and singing we will provide a classic Hash Song so new runners can learn them and old timers can get reacquainted with for the circle. This week’s song:

DO RE ME BEER
(Tune of do-re-mi from The Sound of Music)

DOugh, the stuff that buys me beer!
RAy, the guy who brings me beer!
ME, the guy who drinks the beer!
FAr, a long way to get beer!
SO, I'll have another beer!
LA, I'll have another beer!
TEa, no thanks I'm having beer!
That will bring us back to...
DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH!

 

HEAD, WHO SAID HEAD?

Head?!? Who said head? 
I'll have some of that!
and we did and it was good,
and there was much rejoicing!
and then we fucked! we fucked for hours and hourse,
uprooting trees and shrubs and flowers,
like vikings, with horns on our head!
head?!? who said head...

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