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Next Hash Social! Do you want to celebrate your Birthday or promotion? Finally your Mot her-in-law is gone? or yo just feel silly and want to have some nice time with your friends? There are all kind of excuses for the hash social.
Welcome to the Beijing HHH Portal! We are working hard to give you the best of web design technology adapted to the HHH spirit! So stay tuned, be very patient!  And by the way... REGISTER! Now we have that option! yep! Thats right! We are moving in to a new era where our members really matters!! ON ON
"Invite a virgin to the hash" campaign When was the last time that you shared your HHH experiences with your colleagues, friends or family? Now, why not inviting them to join us? Spread the word and share the amazing world of the HHH!!
The China NASH HASH is coming! And we want you to be there!! Don't miss the opportunity of participating in the 9th All China Nash Hash in Qingdao. The organizing committee is promising visits to the famous Tsingtao brewery, runs in the Laoshan Nature park with a huge open circle in the beach, runs in the old Town and of course a great parties!! Visit the Qingdao Nash Hash web for more info!
What a great Interhash!! Yes, We are back from the largest Hash event in the world: The Sarawak Rainforest Interhash 2010! The Beijing H3 was greatly represented by Moore Head, Dazed & Confused, Spiking Viking, What's up Cock, Lil Sai Wanker, Phantom, Taxi Ride Her, SkinHead, Buddah and Cums Down (formerly known as Xiu Xiu). Check the Hash Flash section and see you at the Nash Hash in Qingdao!

Hash Dictionary

Lost in the circle with all that crazy terminology used by the hashers? here is your lifesaver!
  • "Are You?" (RU?)
    Question shouted by the pack to FRBs, meaning "Are you on the trail?"

  • Back check
    Trail mark indicating that back tracking is necessary in order to find the true trail because the true trail branches off prior to the check mark

  • Back hare/Sweep hare/Sweeper/checking chicken
    Hare who remains with the last runners

  • Bash
    Bicycle Hash

  • Beer Check
    Beverage stop or trail mark indicating a beverage stop

  • Beermeister/master
    The person that supplies the beer, soda, water, and chips for the hash

  • Check
    Trail mark indicating the true trail must be sought out from the false trails.

  • Circle
    Assembly of hashers at trail's end, normally for the purpose of conducting down-downs

  • "Checking"
    Answer shouted by FRB to pack when asked "Are You?", indicating that FRB has not determined whether the trail he's following is true or false

  • DFL
    Dead Fucking Last, the last person to reach the On-in, opposite of FRB.

  • Down-Down
    The ceremony of quaffing a beverage (an honor)

  • False trail
    A short trail ended with the Tee sign, three lines, or other mark indicating termination

  • FOYW
    Fuck Off You Wank: when a member of the hash is sadly leaving or moving out to another place.

  • FRB
    Front-Running Bastard: faster members of the pack, or the first to arrive at the on-in.

  • Grand Master/Mistress (GM)
    Mismanagement member, ceremonial leader of the hash. This term is, in many hashes, given to the Hash Master/Mistress after his tenure.

  • Grand Mattress (GM)
    Synonym for Grand Mistress.

  • Haberdasher
    Mismanagement member in charge of T-shirts, hats, mementos, etc.

  • Hare
    Hasher who lays the trail.

  • Hare Raiser
    Mismanagement member in charge of lining up hares for future trails

  • Harriette
    Female hasher

  • Hash Cash
    Mismanagement member; the treasurer

  • Hash Flash
    Designated photographer for hash events

  • Hash Horn
    Mismanagement member; carries a horn or bugle on trail, blows it to encourage and guide the pack

  • Hash House
    The Selangor Club in Kuala Lumpur, meeting place of the Mother Hash

  • Hash House Harrier/Harriette
    Any hasher

  • Hash Name
    Nickname, usually bestowed after a set number of runs or in honour of a notable incident; not used by all hashes.

  • Hash Trash
    Newsletter, usually with reports of previous hashes and a list of upcoming events.

  • Hash Shit
    Offensive or embarrassing object awarded to a hasher for notable on-trail accomplishments, normally carried by the awardee on subsequent trails until it is awarded to someone else.

  • Hashing
    The act of running a hash trail

  • Held/hold Check
    Trail mark indicating an intersection where true trail may take another direction, but requires hashers to wait until ordered by the hare to 'check it out'

  • Horrors
    Children of hashers

  • Hounds
    The body of hashers in pursuit of the hare, see also Pack

  • Interhash
    World hash gathering

  • Kennel or Chapter
    Local Hash Group

  • Live Hare
    Hare who gets a nominal head start and is pursued by the pack as he or she lays trail

  • Mismanagement
    Hash officials; sometimes elected, sometimes appointed

  • Nash hash
    A national gathering of Hashers

  • "On Call"
    Shouted in response to "Are you" by a hashers to indicate that while they do not see any trail markings, they are following someone else's "On On" calls.

  • On In / On Inn
    Trail's end, also On-Inn; trail mark indicating proximity to end

  • "On On"
    Shouted by FRBs or hounds (or hashers) to indicate they are on true trail. Only shouted by a hasher to indicate they see true trail markings. See also "On Call"

  • On Sec
    Mismanagement member normally in charge of hash rosters, run records, etc

  • Puppies
    Children of hashers, see "Horrors"

  • Receding Hareline
    List of up-and-coming hash events, normally printed in the Hash Trash

  • Religious Advisor (RA)
    Mismanagement member, often in charge of Circle, also in charge of blessing the hash and settling disputes over tradition. Also considered to be responsible for the weather.

  • Scribe
    Mismanagement member normally in charge of writing The Words

  • SCB
    Short-Cutting Bastard: habitual short-cutter

  • Shiggy
    Thick vegetation, streams, etc; especially mud. See also Vertical Shiggy.

  • Sweeper see Back hare

  • Virgin
    Hash newbie; first-time hasher.

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Beijing! Beijing! 
a wonderful place to hash
We have great fun
Dodging the shit and trash
Our skies are never clear
But we have cheaper beer
We like our drink, our singing stinks.
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