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Our next run is…
Hashmas 2024
Ladies and gentlemen, fellow hashers; lend me your ears, sit up and take notice;Hashmas is cumming!
Winter drawers on (obviously) since the days are shortening and the temperature is falling, so we know that summer is over. Sad, of course, but not all is lost; if it’s getting cold out then it’s almost time for – yeeesss! – Hashmas. No, St Noddy hasn’t sung to me yet but it is true, Hashmas is coming. Cumming. Therefore be heartened, be happy, and be part of the giddy throng early next month when we start our seasonal celebrations. This the first and most significant party of the party season; this opens the gates to the full festive selfindulgent and slightly riotous experience, so take advantage! Debauchery is optional, but you know you want it….
As is the tradition for these events we’ll have a series of wrapped up staged attractions in our annual gala; we’ll start with free flow relaxation, so there’s a great opportunity to blow out in public. This is no time for restraint; indulge yourself and any you can find nearby. We’ll all be doing it.
We’ll play Secret Santa, and you can take part in selection of the awards for the most prominent behaviour in several categories such as shittiest hash, least keen hare, most pathetic and transparent excuse, etcetera. Let your voices be heard. Also, let your generosity be heard if you’re taking part in Secret Santa; we suggest a window of gift price 50-100rmb would be a good place, and a good opportunity to be resourceful.
(Again none of you lazy wankers will notice we used the same write up 3 years in a row.)
May illiteracy Prosper!!!
Featured Events:
- Free Flow Drinks
- 4th Annual Hashy Awards
- Talent Show
- Secret Santa
- Secret Bonus Performances!!!
- And last but not least…..Live Performance By Beijing’s own Desperate Prom Date
ABOUT DESPERATE PROM DATE:
Suit? Check. Flowers? Check. Condom in pocket? Check. Rose petals set in the back seat of your mom’s 1995 Toyota Corolla? Check. There’s only one thing left to sort out. Desperate Prom Date, a comedy-satire band comprising of useless individuals writing music in hopes of attracting somebody, anybody, to go with them to prom. Casting their net far and wide by playing in a variety of different styles, (hoping to capture the heart of literally anyone who’ll listen…) will you be allured by any of their original melodies or unconventional lyrics; as this odd bunch of misfits sing about life in the ‘Jing as a bunch of know nothing foreigners?
What:Hashmas!
How much:
- Early bird price is 200 RMB/person till Nov.30th 23:59;
- 222 RMB/person till Dec 6th 23:59;
- At-The-Door price 250 RMB （二百五） till the party is over on Dec 7th.
Don’t be 二百五sign up early!!!
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AND/OR SEND MONEY TO BANANA SHOES TO REGISTER
When: Registration Begins at 7pm on Saturday, December 7th
Free flow with beer and mixed drinks 8:00 pm – 12:00 am;
Happy hour: 12:00 am – LATE;
How:Definitely not Kid-Friendly or Animal-Friendly
Where: Moonee bar, 51 JiuGuLou DaJie, Xicheng
MOONEE暮霓·鼓楼观景餐厅. 旧鼓楼大街51号
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BJH3#2173 Xi’an? Mafan!
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to Hash! Have fun this weekend dodging the shit and trash in our favourite smoggy capital, Beijing. See the *best* China has to offer in Lishuiqiao, Line 5/13. Don’t risk a bheading by the Terracotta warriors, avoid the inevitable drowning in the Huaqing Pool, and don’t get chased by their Giant Wild Goose Pagoda of Xi’an. Stay safe in Beijing Hash this Saturday October 19th . Xi’an? Xi’another time more like.
You call that a wall?
Come marvel at our 3-Headed pussy, smell our Marie Cumtoillette, and try catch those Loose Balls- now starting at Winter time- meet up at 13:30pm, starting at 14:00!
What’s inside this tunnel? Where could it lead? Cum and find out!
Hares：
3 headed pussy, Marie Cumtoilette, Loose Balls
When：
Saturday，October 19th，2024, 1:30 meet-up 2:00 p.m. start
Hash Cash：
30 RMB (run, beer, circle),105RMB (run, beer, circle, dinner)
Trail:
A to A (Bag drop available) 5.69km walking, 11.369km running
Meet up:
餐厅：Exit A, LiShuiQiao station, Line 5/13
On after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.
Restaurant : 自家菜馆川湘菜烤鱼烧烤(汤立路店)北京市朝阳区安定门外立水桥北8号11楼1层1号
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Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!