As we know (as we know), this weekend will see one of the biggest music festivals in the world take place – Glastonbury 2024. The Beijing Hash House Harriers will put on their very own festival right here in Beijing that will surely rival the scale and grandeur of Glasto.
While Glastonbury 2024 may have Dua Lipa, Coldplay, SZA, and Shania Twain as headliners, fear not! Beijing Hash-bury 2024 will have equally as world-famous and musically talented headliners in some of Beijing’s finest hares: Bloody Butt Precise and Silent Suck-off!
Please note that we cannot guarantee every artist will be present…
Cum join us as we take you on a world tour through the Sanyuanqiao area, first taking on the renown Ba River Stage, then moving onto the famed Dangdai MoMA Stage, and finishing off with the notorious Instreet Phoenix Galleria Stage.
While it is commonly believed that ley lines converge on Glastonbury Tor, hash rumour has it that hash-lines converge on Instreet in Sanyuanqiao, making it one of the hashiest places in Beijing.
The shitty hares will take you along canals, leafy parks, quiet alleyways, and modern architectural marvels.
The trail won’t be anywhere near as muddy and shiggy as Glastonbury… We will, however, have enough beer to flood the Ba River several times over!
So whether you’re a fan of pop, hip-hop, rock, r&b, dance music, or just have the Hash House Harriers songbook playlist on repeat, there will be something for you at each stage of the trail. Everyone is welcome!
Hash Cash:
30 RMB for beer stops and circle
75 RMB for dinner
Walking Headliner:
Bloody Butt Precise
Running Headliner:
Silent Suck-off
Dress Code:
Your very finest festival wear! As colourful as you can make it
Trail:
Trail is A to A with bag drop at restaurant
Trail is not dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, 29th June 2024
2:30 pm meet-up
3:00 pm start
Walking Trail:
8 km
Running Trail:
15 km
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.
Meet Up:
餐厅：郭林家常菜烤鸭（三元桥店）
地址：北京市朝阳区曙光西路UHN国际村南门5-3
Restaurant Name: Guo Lin’s Homestyle Roast Duck (Sanyuanqiao Branch)
Address:5-3 UHN International Village South Gate, Shuguang West Road, Chaoyang District, Beijing
D’Erections to Meet Up Spot:
乘车：地铁10号线或者17号线太阳宫地铁站C出口（东南出口）下车，步行718米。
Take metro line 10 or 17, get off from Taiyanggong Station Exit C (south east exit), walk 718 meters to the restaurant.
Upcoming Hareline:
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Sunday, 21st July 2024 Run #2160 – Cums 4 Seconds, Pickle Boy, Rest in Piss
Saturday, 27th July 2024 Run #2161 – Pickle Boy, Tea Bag Virgin, John Wayne’s Gay Semen
Saturday, 3rd August 2024 Run #2162 – Pickle Boy, Little Red Shitting Hood, John the Baptist