Mountain Bush Pool Hash BOXER #231

There’s nothing better than bush, lots and lots of bush. At least that’s what the Hares had to tell themselves as they spent an afternoon scouting the trail and shaving some shiggy-filled paths through and down the mountainside with their big, long sticks.

Boy were the Virgin Hares, Just Kevin and Just Mike, really gung-ho about waving and swinging their wood for all the world to see! Limp Fish Dick was jealous at how stiff they seemed.

Unfortunately, the Hares got pricked from behind more than once from the mountain’s bush, sacrificing their bodies so you, their fellow hashers, could avoid some compromising positions on trail. Cannot do anything about the Boxer Bus, though…

The whole time the hares were jungle exploring through the mountain’s thick bush, they longingly thought of the refreshing Miyun pool at the trail’s end. Given its summer in Beijing, a nice swim is the best remedy for moist hashing in temperatures that will get you sweatier than a pornstar in a sauna. Pure ecstasy!

Also, if you like this shiggy trail, you can always thank Shitposter_69 for pioneering the trail in years past :P. （Shitposter_69 replied:you are welcome ）

Also, sadly, it’s LFD’s last Boxer Hash in Beijing, as he’s being sent off to greener pastures soon. So, sign up now for the August Boxer if you wish to make him drink during the debaucherous pool party that will follow a moist, bushy summer trail.

It`s shiggy ,long sleeves and long pants are recommended, as no bleeding is allowed on boxer trail.

This view is only available for the runningtrail.

About the tickets:

The tickets will be two parts:

Buy one cost 60 from the main gate, you`ll go into theFlower world Park(人间花海）.

Keep going to the very end of the park, you`ll find the pool and the water amusement park, here you need to buy another ticket cost 40  for both the pool and the amusement park, adults can play in the amusement park too, and we checked, no weight restrictions.

If you buy ticket on Dazhong dianping ,it`s 98, at door 100 in total.  We need to buy the ticket or check Dianping ticket one by one . So please follow the hares, keep in line for the tickets.

And no, you cannot buy  the ticketonly for the pool.

Dog friendly?

The bus, the restaurant, the walking trail and the Flower world park are all dog friendly, the pool is not. And from last year, the concrete road is also not dog friendly, give your dogs shoes if they need to walk on the road.

When:

Saturday,August 24

8月24日星期六

Hares:

Limp Fish Dick, Just Kevin, Just Mike, Dildo Delivery

Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.

Time:

8:30am meet at Paddy O` Shea`s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!

9:00am meet at Wangjing West Station, Exit C…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!

9点Paddy O` Shea`s出发，9点半望京西C口，不见不散！！

Hash Cash:

200RMB gets you…

–Trail and circle

–Around-trip bus ride

–Bottomless beer

_   Special cocktails

_    Snacks

_    Water and other drinks

–   Hash dinner

***Pool ticket is 100 per person not included in the hash cash.***

Itinerary

What to Bring:

Bathing suit! Sunscreen, flippers,water guns, floating toys.

Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.

A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.

Food& beverages:

Breakfast,extra snacks,own cup or Camelbak.

Registration:

We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.

Sign up link:scroll down to click “Read more”

Meet Up:

Paddy O` Shea`s(on the street)

朝阳区东直门外大街28号，澳大利亚大使馆对面

D’ERECTIONS:

If you come by subway:

LINE2 AND 13

Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.

LINE10

Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口

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