There are few recent photos of Pickles the right way up

OOOOOON ON! Are you looking to get drunk and call it exercise? Are you looking for an excuse to shout in the street like a madman and call it a day out? Are you looking to join a Cult and call it being social? Then lai zhe’er, look no further than the Hash House Harriers.

This Sundays Hash promises to be one of the shittiest yet led by veteran Hashers Pickles and John the Baptist along with their plucky beer bitch, Loose Balls. Meeting at Livat Mall right next to XiHongMen, Line 4 at 2:30 for bag drop (read: pre-lube). You can run, walk, then crawl the trail as your legs progressively lose function.

With sixteen, no, eight, no two(!) whole beer stops there’s banter to be had and beers to be glad this Sunday at XiHongMen! On On!

Only the finest BBB’s for our BJ Hashers

Hash cash:

30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner

Your Hares:

John the Baptist, Pickles, and their Loose Balls

Trail:

Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.

Hairy Hashers

Trail is not dog-friendly

When:

Sunday, August 25th , 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start

On-after:

Our hash bar, Paddy OSheas of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real ones.

D’erections to meet up spot:

Xihongmen Metro Exit A, Livat Mall North East Entrance, restaurant on 3rdfloor

Address:

‘Wokman’ restaurant, 3rd floor

胡子大厨·超级小炒肉(荟聚中心店)

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.