The Hash House Harriers are a group of adventurous runners who loved nothing more than exploring new (or old and shitty) trails while indulging in a bit of debauchery along the way. They were known for their loud and raucous runs, punctuated by plenty of beer stops (between two and four this run!) and mischievous antics.

One sunny (we hope) afternoon, the Hash House Harriers set off on a particularly wild run through the rugged wilderness—the concrete jungles of Beijing. This was the day before school started, and as we know (as we know), the Hashers needed to go out with a bang (while also finding one for the evening).

As they reached the second beer stop, they came upon a picturesque pijiudian where many cold bottles of beer awaited them. The runners immediately descended upon them, eagerly filling their cups and toasting to the joy of running and the camaraderie of their group.

But as the beer flowed, so too did the debauchery. The atmosphere was jovial and carefree as will happen on the last day of freedom.

As the sun began to set, the Hash House Harriers reluctantly gathered themselves together and set off on the final stretch of their run. The beer had fueled their spirits, and they tackled the remaining leg with renewed energy and enthusiasm, pushing themselves to the limits of their endurance.

By the time they reached the finish line, the runners were exhausted but exhilarated, their faces flushed and their laughter still ringing in the air. They collapsed in a heap on the pavement, surrounded by empty beer cans and the memories of a run they would never forget.

As they lay there in the fading light, fretting the coming school year, they knew that they would always be bound together their unquenchable thirst for beer.

Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner

Your Hares:
All Asshole, No Sack; Another Dick in the Wall; Just Dave

Trail:

Trail is A-B with no bag drop.

 

Hairy Hashers

Trail is dog-friendly (Resto is NOT dog friendly)

When:

Saturday Aug 31st, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start

On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.

D’erections to meet up spot:

Dongzhimen metro exit C

东直门地铁C出口

 

Exit the Dongzhimen metro exit C, walk one kilometer east

东直门出口c，向东步行1公里

Address: 

No.28-5, Dongzhimen Street, Chaoyang District朝阳区东直门外大街28-5号

Paddy O`sheas 爱尔兰酒吧

 

Adaxi Xinjiang Flavor（for dinner, not meetup）

阿达西(晚餐的地方，不是见面的地方）

 

Upcoming Hareline:

September 7th, 2024 #2167 Trihashlon – Red Snatcher; Pukelid’s Taxivometry; Her Royal Dryness; Just Maggie

September 15th, 2024 (14th is Workday) #2168 – Pickle Boy; All Asshole, No Sack; Cock Out Knock Out

September 22nd, 2024 (21st is Boxer) #2169 – Pickle Boy; Just Ami B; Just Maggie Ma

September 28th, 2024 #2170 – Snake Cunter; Pukelid’s Taxivometry; Polish My Helmet

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.