Ladies and gentlemen, fellow hashers; lend me your ears, sit up and take notice;Hashmas is cumming!

Winter drawers on (obviously) since the days are shortening and the temperature is falling, so we know that summer is over. Sad, of course, but not all is lost; if it’s getting cold out then it’s almost time for – yeeesss! – Hashmas. No, St Noddy hasn’t sung to me yet but it is true, Hashmas is coming. Cumming. Therefore be heartened, be happy, and be part of the giddy throng early next month when we start our seasonal celebrations. This the first and most significant party of the party season; this opens the gates to the full festive selfindulgent and slightly riotous experience, so take advantage! Debauchery is optional, but you know you want it….

As is the tradition for these events we’ll have a series of wrapped up staged attractions in our annual gala; we’ll start with free flow relaxation, so there’s a great opportunity to blow out in public. This is no time for restraint; indulge yourself and any you can find nearby. We’ll all be doing it.

We’ll play Secret Santa, and you can take part in selection of the awards for the most prominent behaviour in several categories such as shittiest hash, least keen hare, most pathetic and transparent excuse, etcetera. Let your voices be heard. Also, let your generosity be heard if you’re taking part in Secret Santa; we suggest a window of gift price 50-100rmb would be a good place, and a good opportunity to be resourceful.

(Again none of you lazy wankers will notice we used the same write up 3 years in a row.)

May illiteracy Prosper!!!

Featured Events:

• Free Flow Drinks
• 4th Annual Hashy Awards
• Talent Show
• Secret Santa
• Secret Bonus Performances!!!
• And last but not least…..Live Performance By Beijing’s own Desperate Prom Date

  

ABOUT DESPERATE PROM DATE:

Suit? Check. Flowers? Check. Condom in pocket? Check. Rose petals set in the back seat of your mom’s 1995 Toyota Corolla? Check. There’s only one thing left to sort out. Desperate Prom Date, a comedy-satire band comprising of useless individuals writing music in hopes of attracting somebody, anybody, to go with them to prom. Casting their net far and wide by playing in a variety of different styles, (hoping to capture the heart of literally anyone who’ll listen…) will you be allured by any of their original melodies or unconventional lyrics; as this odd bunch of misfits sing about life in the ‘Jing as a bunch of know nothing foreigners?

What:Hashmas! 

How much:

• Early bird price is 200 RMB/person till Nov.30th 23:59;
• 222 RMB/person till Dec 6th 23:59;
• At-The-Door price 250 RMB （二百五） till the party is over on Dec 7th.

Don’t be 二百五sign up early!!!

ADD BANANA SHOES AS A WECHAT FRIEND

AND/OR SEND MONEY TO BANANA SHOES TO REGISTER

When: Registration Begins at 7pm on Saturday, December 7th

Free flow with beer and mixed drinks 8:00 pm – 12:00 am; 

Happy hour: 12:00 am – LATE;

How:Definitely not Kid-Friendly or Animal-Friendly

Where: Moonee bar, 51 JiuGuLou DaJie, Xicheng

MOONEE暮霓·鼓楼观景餐厅. 旧鼓楼大街51号