November 13th 2021, a day that will live in infamy. So many hashers risked it all for a chance at a vast fortune beyond their wildest dreams only to fail and perish in the games of Squid Hash. In the end there was only one survivor, the hasher that walked away with the Grand Prize, the one and only Joy Ride Her. Now [...]
Since last week was the first RUN of 2025 (THAT'S A FAKE) then naturally this is the second RUN of 2025! But that's because hares got too drunk and miscalculated the year, so this is actually the last run of 2024! It's already winter in Beijing, but we're not afraid because we have beer! So all you hashers out there, [...]
Hearken, hashers! A terrifying, communicable disease has been wreaking havoc on the Beijing hasher community. Known as the New Year’s Resolution, this horrible contagion turns once noble, miscreant hashers into boring, well-adjusted individuals. Sufferers of the New Year’s Resolution may exhibit the following symptoms: take part in physical activity not involving beer, reduce their alcohol intake, and some even - shudder [...]
Oh, the years, how they fly by. Especially when you’re a shitty hare who christened the first run in December as the last one of 2024. Since Misman was too busy pondering their collective receding hareline and let that one slip, we’re leaning into this alternative timeline and calling this the first and, by extension, the best BJH3 run of [...]
Ears, some say they are very important.They help us hear music, stories, our mother’s first words to us, and most importantly the allow us to hear shouts of “ON ON!” and where the next beer stop is. At Beijing Boxer Hash we love ears and we want to protect yours, because on the Winter Solstice if you don’t eat dumplings [...]