When I was young and in my Prime
I used to G*ng B*ng all the time.
But now that I’m old and turning Grey.
I only G*ng B*ng twice a day!
Have you ever Dreamt of a Better version of yourself?
Well Beijing Hash House Harriers is here to help!
Introducing The Substance! A brand new way to look………..well maybe not look, but at least feel 30 years younger!
The Substance, otherwise known as Beer, takes all of your bad vibes and replaces them with the confidence and satisfaction you’ve always been looking for.
Want to sing Karaoke but feeling anxious you aren’t pretty enough, youthful enough, or talented at singing in any way, shape, or form? Take The Substance and become the star of the show!
The Substance may not help your own appearance very much, but it does however make everyone around you look more beautiful and attractive than ever before, it’s a win-win for everybody.
With the Substance you will have the love and attention you have always been longing for, so come to Beijing Hash House Harriers and become a younger, hotter, and drunker you!
WARNING: DO NOT MISUSE THE SUBSTANCE AND END UP LIKE PUKELID!!!!!!!!!
Note for Trail: We will walk through Embassy area.
Bring an ID (Passport, ID card) or photo of ID
Hares:
Super Squirter, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Shtupwaffel
Type:
A to A
Bag Drop Available
When:
Saturday: November 9th, 2024
Time:
Meet at 1:30pm, run starts at 2pm
Hash Cash:
30 RMB for Trail (Run and Circle)
105 RMB for Trail and Dinner
Meetup: 最成都川菜馆（新源里店)
Zui Cheng Du Chuan Cai Guan (Xin Yuan Li)
Address: 北京市朝阳区新源西里东街2号
Directions: From Line 10 Exit at Liangmaqiao Station, From Line 17 Exit at ZuoJiaZhaung Station
