As we know (as we know), a new lunar year is right around the corner. And word on the street is that the Drunken Dragon isn’t happy about it. At all.
After looking out for Beijing hashers during a record year of shitty trails, the Dragon is appalled to see that they’re all giggling and choking on their beers (or their neighbor’s cum) and ready to fuck off the Dragon in lieu of a more slippery, slimy, and shitty serpentine host.
In a fit of rage, the Drunken Dragon wrote a nasty letter to the Shitty Snake. A little warning that he’s not handing over his lunar drinking powers without a cock fight….
From: Drunken Dragon
To: Shitty Snake
Date: 2025.01.25
Slammed another keg, fire in my throat,
Smoke from my nostrils, pissed off and broke.
Snake, you slimy, smug little punk,
Stealing my year while I’m roaring drunk.
They toast your rise, they cheer your coil,
Whispers of size make my blood boil.
“He’s got the length, he’s got the might,”
But what’s a big cock if you don’t ignite?
Another pint down, the tension grows,
My scales twitch hot as my jealousy shows.
You strut, you slither, all slick and sly,
But can you erupt and light up the sky?
I ruled with flames, a fiery blast,
You crawl, you spill—how long will you last?
While you slink on with your subtle moves,
I’m here to explode, with nothing to prove.
So drink it in now, your fleeting fame,
When I come back, I’ll claim my name.
And when the year ends, your glory’s done—
The dragon’s rise is the only one.
……………………….
Will the Drunken Dragon’s message scare off the Shitty Snake? Leaving the hashers of Beijing with another overcast year, drinking beers covered in ash and soot?
Or will the Shitty Snake ignore the Dragon’s petty poetics, and cum slithering in all sly and slimy?
Cum to hash this Saturday to find out!!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Just George, Sticky Bitch (walking hares)
Singaporn Star (running hare)
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is not dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, Jan. 25th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s, of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Dongsi Station, Exit C
东四站, 出口C
Exit the subway through Exit C, turn left, then walk south on Dongsi South Street for 300 meters. Resto is on the left side of the street.
Address:
Dongsi South Street No. 94, Dongcheng
东城区东四南大街94号
Upcoming Hareline:
01–Feb-25 (Saturday) Run #2188 – Pickle Boy, Shtupwaffel,Banana Shoes
09–Feb-25 (Sunday) Run #2189 – Pickle Boy, Necro Feel Me Up, P. Diddler
15–Feb–25 (Saturday) Run #2190 – Pickle Boy (acclaimed HERO HARE), Marie Cumtoilette
22–Feb–24 (Saturday) Run #2191 – Pickle Boy, Dark Shaft, Just Sam, Red Snatcher