Attention all wankers, miscreants, and mischief-makers!
This Saturday, April 12th, ditch your dignity and don your best peach or pink attire because we’re throwing a trail like no other: it’s a HASH WEDDING! 💒👰♀️🤵♂️
That’s right — love is in the air (or maybe it’s just beer fumes and sweat) as we unite two of our own in wholly unholy matrimony: Pukelid’s Taxivomitry and Snake Cunter are tying the proverbial knot the only way that makes sense — via a Hash trail!
Whether you’re chasing false trails or just chasing your next drink, this trail has it all: chaos, carnage, and commitment!
SPECIAL WEDDING MAYHEM INCLUDES:
💬 A heartfelt speech by syrupy Shtupwaffel
🎶 A musical gift from the divine pipes of John the Baptist
❤️ A Compatibility Challenge at BB1 (spoiler: beer may be involved)
🕵️♂️ A “Find the Bride/Groom” game at BB2 (yes, you may be blindfolded)
🎊 A special Circle to honor the happy couple (and roast them accordingly)
So polish your flasks, dust off your veil, and come ready to run, laugh, drink, and maybe cry a little (probably from laughter… or the beer). It’s not just a trail — it’s a celebration of Hash love, debauchery, and lifelong enabling.
BE THERE. BE PEACHY. BE PINK. BE READY TO SWEAT AND CELEBRATE.
On-on! 🍑🍻💗Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Loose Balls
Five Dollar Footlong
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear something pink or preferably peach coloured for the occasion.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday, April 12th 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Paradise Walk Mall near Chang Ying Station
Address:
Meet up at ChangYing Station Exit B
