“Panem et circenses” (Bread and circuses), the Emperor said that this was what Romans needed… hashers for sure don’t need bread, but… they need beer and circus, so here we go, let’s give it to them!
Alas, the path to glory will not be an easy one! There will be possibly compromising challenges, danger of goats violating behinds and dark unpredictable caves… get your sword polished and erect – I mean, ready.
The Emperor selected three foreign warriors, freshly imported from Europe with the latest ship of slaves, accompanied by a well known local criminal. On the 23rd, fresh in the arena, are Messied Up, Just Valeria, Just Diego and a veteran gladiator, Pickle Boy, and they will guide you to gaining the favor of the Emperor… hopefully without added accessories to your behind: may the goats protect you!
This great fight to the death will take place in the far and unexplored Fangshan, a perfect amphitheater for old and new gladiators. Be aware! Running gladiators will have to face a trail of about 13.5 km with an elevation of 650 meters, therefore appropriate armors are needed: hiking shoes and long pants. Walking gladiators will also need gripping shoes, as reaching certain spots will be very risky otherwise, the trail will be about 6 km long with an elevation of about 500 meters – your butts will thank you… if they are spared.
READY? At our signal… unleash hell!
ON-ON HASHERS!
And.. to appropriately prepare to fulfill our great destiny… There will be a powerful concoction devised by your one and only Messied Up, which will lead you to previously unreached pleasure levels.
Hares:
Running hares:Messied Up, Pickle Boy
Walking hares:Just Valeria, Just Diego
When:
Saturday,23rd November 2024
11月23号
Time:
8:30am meet atPaddy’s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
OR…
9:30am meet at CiShouSi station, Exit D… also sharp!
9点Paddy‘s 出发，9点半慈寿寺D口，不见不散
What to Bring:
-Mobile phone and Power bank
-Good hiking shoes (people with flat sole shoes will be left in the cold)
-Long pants & long sleeves!
-A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor
Hash Cash:
200RMB gets you…
-Trail and circle
-Around-trip bus ride
-Bottomless beer &
-Snacks
-Water and other drinks
-Hash dinner
–Itinerary:–
| Time | Agenda | Notes |
| 8:30 | Meet at Paddy’s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast |
| 9:00 | Bus leaves Paddy’s | |
| 9:30 | Bus leaves CiShouSi Station Exit D | |
| 11:00 | Arrive at trail, running hares off, chalk talk | |
| 11:15 | Running and hiking | Options: Running trail or walking trail |
| 16:00 | End of trail | Cooler with beer and snacks |
| 16:30 | Circle | |
| 17:30 | Dinner | Resto in village near end of trail |
| 19:00 | Start back to city | |
| On-after | Our beloved hash bar
Paddy’s |
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, so go ahead and register.
Sign-up link:scroll down to click “Read more”…
MEET UP:
Paddy`s
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE 2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE 10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subwaystation农业展览馆 (Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
慈寿寺D口
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The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
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