Join us for a special birthday celebration at PANDA PENIS PANDEMONIUM, or simply 3P. There’s a golf quote by Charles Barkley that says, “You can’t play golf and not drink. It’s the only sport they let you drink while playing.” Like golf, we can only hash while enjoying some drinks (with a few exceptions).
On August 17th, we will tee off at 6:45 at Paddy’s and leave at 7.15. Hopefully, we won’t get stuck in a hazard(rain) before we get to the next hole(bar). Join us on the back 9 (technically 4 bars) as we navigate the fairways and bunkers before we finish up on the 19th hole, where we can relive the day shot by shot if we remember it.
Did you know golf consists of 18 holes? Because the Scots believe you can have 18 tots of whiskey out of one bottle, therefore one tot per hole, at least according to legend. So join 3P on his thirty FOURTH!!!!!!! (35, really, but that ruins the bit) birthday for a night we may or may not remember, and a golf game where we don’t end up in a bunker but get a hole-in-one.
Don’t forget that this is the howling run, so you can expect lots of booze and singing but very little actual running( none at all unless it’s raining, in which case we will all be running or getting into cars).
Hope to see you all this Saturday for a fun night of drinking ( maybe some walking) and singing!
Walking Caddie: Panda Penis Pandemonium
Tee time (when): August 17th Meet at 6.45 pm
Golf course(where): at Paddy `s; Golf Starts at 7.15 ish
Golf Course Cost(Price): 35 if you want “cake” at the last hole. Aside from that, its BYOB
Par 4(bar 1): Revolution
Par 3 (bar 2): Jing a ( however you spell it)
Par 2 (bar 3): Surprise Location ( depends on weather)
Par 1(bar 4): Schillers
On On: The usual KTV, if any of us are sober enough to make it there!