Two hundredish years ago, the world was run by tyrants. They hailed from a sad tiny island and demanded homage from those they oppressed. But one day, people in America said, F*** that. And then they kicked the tyrants’ pansie asses. And that’s how Americans invented freedom -- You’re welcome. But freedom isn’t free. It takes guts, courage and lots [...]
BLESS THIS DAY! For it is here, the greatest of all holidays! 7/11!!! For those of you who either A) couldn’t make it or B) got black out drunk after drinking 11 beers in 7k…. Our last 7/11 hash was on November 7th… which I guess is what weirdos who have a logical system of writing dates would call 7/11… [...]
Hashes lately have been intense. We've gone to infinity and beyond to reach these hash locations. Most of us are second or third ring fucks and we don't pay our badly valued apartments to have to leave the city center for fun! Well, don't worry your favorite chilled hashers are taking over and bringing the hash back to the city. [...]
Welcome to the 2004th run so far in the perpetual series of weekend distractions. This time we’re offering a very traditional, low-key, basic hash; we’ll wander around the hutongs and finish early so that anyone wanting to take in other attractions can do so. There's restaurant dinner this time because we finish early Hares: Your shares on this exemplary occasion will be [...]
OMG!! OMG!! It’s finally here and it’s HUGE! The wait is over. It’s time to put on your party shoes and celebrate Beijing Hash House Harriers run #2000. Did you know…. The first Beijing Hash was July 9, 1979, and If you were born on that same day, You would have been alive for about 366,000 hours Your [...]
