Since last week was the first RUN of 2025 (THAT'S A FAKE) then naturally this is the second RUN of 2025! But that's because hares got too drunk and miscalculated the year, so this is actually the last run of 2024! It's already winter in Beijing, but we're not afraid because we have beer! So all you hashers out there, [...]
As we know (as we know......), this Saturday the All China Nash Hash 2024 will be held in the beautiful Pearl of the Orient, Hong Kong! Yeah! Cantonese dim sum, bustling streets, Victoria Harbor, world’s top night views, and Victoria Peak...... None of this has anything to do with you because you poor wankers are stuck in Beijing hahahahahaha! But [...]
This Sunday Beijing Hash is setting its sails for Olympic Park. Where legends such as Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, and Kobe Bryant were once crowned champions of the world, a mob of degenerate hashers is now laying claim. So cum enjoy the beginning of spring with blossoming flowers, boating in the lake, and plenty of beer for everyone. ON [...]
National Week is upon us…if you’re part of the sad group that isn’t leaving Beijing, or part of the group dumb enough to travel to Beijing during this mass migration of people, join us for shitty trails and cold beer! We will be running through Yuyuantan Park in Haidian where we will be surrounded by an abundance of flowers, multiple [...]
The Year 2029. Hashers find themselves in a parallel universe. The planet has been hit by three terrible plagues that wreaked death and destruction across the land. The first plague; a deadly KAMIKAZE ripped through the city, destroying everything in its path. The second plague; a heatwave that was TOO HOT TO HANDLE engulfed the city. The third and most [...]
